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| 24th of December, 2011 @ 23:12A gift from the ... |
itches wrote:
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As today is Christmas, I'd like to take this opportunity give everyone the gift of a heart.
These items are guaranteed 100% authentic hearts taken from the still living bodies of virginal princesses. Each princess was lovingly locked away in a solitary tower until the time of harvesting, whereupon they were stripped naked then gutted in a bloody and unholy ritual. These hearts have been preserved with our secret blend of special herbs and essential oils and remain suitable for most dark rites; make a unique mantle piece ornament; or a tasty snack for those long winter nights.
Enjoy.
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| 5th of November, 2011 @ 11:11Doctor BigRedRod |
itches wrote:
Good news everyone, after a dozen years of pretending to study BigRedRod has finally managed to get his degree and will hereafter be known to as Doctor BigRedRod. Really, I'm going to add a filter to this site so that when you say his name it automatically adds Dr before it.
In celebration, I'm encouraging everyone to send him a Private Message asking for free medical advice.
I'll go first, you see I have this rash ...
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| 24th of June, 2011 @ 11:06Outages (Vikings) |
itches wrote:
UPDATE2: Being told things are working again, so with luck that was it. But, and I quote them on this: "Techs are continuing to investigate the root cause." So who knows.
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UPDATE: This no longer amuses me.
Orp's hosting is having some fairly epic failures right now. The site seems to be back up for now, but it has been up and down for most of the day, so don't hold your breath.
Their twitter feed tells me that the outage is over their entire network and that they are "working on it." Then again, the twitter feed also said to check their Server Status page, while it was down. Atleast I know they power cycled it, they took the time to tell everyone that.
So, we'll see. Things might be bumpy before the end.
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Originally Posted by Original Post
At 02:08 GMT on the 24th of June 2011, the Online-Roleplaying.commodities hosting put out a notice that they were having what was described as a "High Impact" and a "Issue" with their network. This lasted for approximately 30 minutes.
Due to the vague nature of this notice, we choose to believe that the outage that took down Orp was the result of a Viking raid on the server farm. Team Admin apologises, and we will keep you updated with all the Viking news related to this matter as it breaks.
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| 5th of June, 2011 @ 15:06Sorry For The Spam |
itches wrote:
More spam than normal slipped past the defence screens to be posted in the last few days. That should be over now.
We've also had some tentative reports of email spam being sent out through the forum. We're looking into this, and if you have received something spam-like from Orp, we're asking you to please let us know.
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| 31st of March, 2011 @ 23:032011 Annual ORP Coolest Avatar Award™ |
itches wrote:
Well it has officially been two years (two days ago) since I started trying to run this place into the ground, and so far you all have resisted me. I think you deserve some sort of reward for that like ... oh I know, The 10th Annual Online-Roleplaying Coolest Avatar Award™! It deserves to be bolded.
On this day for each of the past 10 Years, mysterious arcane powers have called on the denizens of Orp to gather and pretend that the poll isn't rigged compete. This year is no different and none shall be released from this dark spell until we find out who has the Coolest Avatar of 2011™! (Bold)
Feel your mind's eye burn as you cast it across the god-like visages of our past winners. WhoNaN, BigRedRod, LeeCHeSSS, Noocytx, Gralhruk, jiffypop and undefeated three time champion itches. TREMBLE - for only one of you shall be found worthy of joining their exalted rank.
The rules are simple and I'll run through them here for those who are new or have forgotten:- For one week from the time of this post, nominations will be open
- You can only nominate yourself,
- Your avatar can be anything (provided it's appropriate for this site i.e. no vulgar pictures),
- The avatar need not be your own creation
- You can't re-enter an avatar that has already won
- And don't change your avatar once you have nominated yourself
These rules came to me in a dream. I was suspended beneath a bridge when a jester crawled across the underside to whisper them in my ear with unclean breath that hinted at forbidden revelations. Or is that too much information? Also remember to include a six word or less description or I'll make one up for you. I may do that anyway because really, who's going to stop me.
Once the nominations are collected they will be placed in a poll that will remain open for another seven days (my time), at the end of which the winner will be announced (for those who have trouble understanding what the pretty-coloured-lines and numbers mean) and given their ceremonial bragging rights - we suggest putting the phrase "Winner of the 2011 Coolest Avatar Award™" in your signature.
Don't miss out on this rare chance to never feel clean again!
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