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Unread 3rd of April, 2013, 22:25
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Shameful fanfiction because Gral won't post in Eidolon.

ď INT. THE HANGED MAN TAVERN Ė NIGHT


Hawke, Merrill, Isabella and Varric are sitting around a table. A number of empty mugs sit on the table, most in front of Hawke and Isabella.

MERRILL
Isabella?
ISABELLA
Yes kitten?
MERRILL
Why donít you wear pants?

Hawke starts choking on a drink, Varric slaps Hawke on the back.

ISABELLA
Why do you think?
MERRILL
At first I thought it was because of your boots, theyíre almost pants, they go very high, but I donít think they really count.
ISABELLA
Iím saving myself. I only want to wear the perfect pair, so Iím waiting until I find them.
MERRILL
But itís been years, have you been looking all this time? If you need help, I could go shopping with you.
ISABELLA
No Iím Ė that was a joke.
MERRILL
So youíre not saving yourself?
ISABELLA
Perish the thought. In my experience pants just get in the way.
MERRILL
Well isnít that why you wear pants? They get in the way of all sorts of things, like the sun, and wind, and mud and bugs. Your legs must get an awful lot of bites.

Hawke starts choking on the drink again, Varric slaps Hawke on the back, while laughing.

MERRILL
Did I miss something dirty again?
Ē
Truth? The DragonAge lj community is doing a drabble prompt thing, and I'm trying to help keep it alive by taking part. So, bad fanfiction. Normally the backup copy would just go in my lj, but getting the indents to work right over there is impossible.
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