[HEC] d6: Siggi (Chris Chandler)

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 1: Preparation Round - The only movement allowed during this round is to adjust your starting position. Doing so will not count against your Move Equivalent Action.

Initiative:
Siggi 15
Cats 9

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[Chris Chandler]

holding his whip behind his shield, Siggi holds a javelin in hand. he begins the proceedings with a light poem -

Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time;
He's a Cat who has lived many lives in succession.
He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme
A long while before Queen Victoria's accession.

[Bardic Music for Inspire Courage, with apologies to Mr. Elliot]

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 2!

Initiative:
Siggi 15
Cats 9

Siggi uses Inspire Courage bardic ability (+1 saving throws, attack rolls, damage rolls) - expires 5 rounds after completion of ability

Cats move forward 30 feet.

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[Chris Chandler]

Siggi, enjoying the measure, brings out another -


Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square -
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!

He lets a javelin fly, hoping to catch one of the cats, then retrieves another.

[single attack at +2 (-2 range) [roll0] for [roll1] damage

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round Tres!

Initiative:
Siggi 15
Cats 9

Siggi attacks with a javelin: 16. Hits. Siggi deals 8 damage. Cat dies.

Cats charge, entering provoking AOOs. Siggi attacks: 12 and 15. Two Hits. Siggi deals 5 and 4 damage. Cats die.


Siggi has progressed to the next round! Woo hoo!

Chris, please specify the number of cats you would like to face.

[Chris Chandler]

Siggi smiles widely, and bows... to... the cathandlers apparently, but then salutes the air in victory!

"Bring forth two dozen of the supple felines. I'm feeling ready for a whole poetic cycle!"

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 1: Preparation Round - The only movement allowed during this round is to adjust your starting position. Doing so will not count against your Move Equivalent Action.

Initiative:
Cats 18
Siggi 4

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[Chris Chandler]

Well, that worked so well before - another try, shall we?

Siggi smirks as he sees the tide of kitties, and belts out another verse -

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

[Bardic Music for Inspire Courage, adjust starting position to B-3, please.]

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 2!

Initiative:
Cats 18
Siggi 4

Siggi uses Inspire Courage bardic ability (+1 saving throws, attack rolls, damage rolls) - expires 5 rounds after completion of ability

Cats move forward 30 feet.

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[Chris Chandler]

Siggi tosses a javelin at one of the lead kitties, then draws his longsword, continuing his verse.

There wanst was two cats at Kilkenny, Each thought there was one cat too many, So they quarrell'd and fit, They scratch'd and they bit, Till, excepting their nails, And the tips of their tails, Instead of two cats, there warn't any.

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round Three...

Initiative:
Cats 18
Siggi 4

Siggi throws a Javelin: 6. Miss. Siggi draws her longsword because she seems to not suck as bad with it. =P

Cats charge, provoking AOOs as they enter Siggi's square. Siggi attacks: 14, 10, 15 and 11. Two hits. Siggi deals 3 and 5 damage. Two cats die.

Cats attack: 14, 14, 23 and 16. One hit. Cat deals 1 damage.

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[Chris Chandler]

"This should be interesting!"

Siggi tumbles toward D-4, but not before taking out another kitty.

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!!!

Oh- ho!"

[attack one of the cats in B-4 while fighting defensively, then tumble at half speed to avoid AoOs, moving to D-4]

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 4!

Initiative:
Cats 18
Siggi 4

Siggi attacks while fighting defensively (-4 attack, +2 AC): 12. Miss.

Cats attack: 12, 7, 22, 15. One hit. Cat deals 1 damage.

Siggi HP: 7/9

Note: Map unchanged

[Chris Chandler]

"Ouch! That hurt!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens!"

[Continue this same MO, fighting defensively into square.]

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round 5
Damage Taken: 1
HP Remaining: 6
Cats Killed: 0
Cats Remaining: 22

Note: With this fighting style the cats have to score a 16 to hit you, and you need a 17 to hit them. Considering you have 6 hp and there are 22 of them, plus they get 4 attacks in a round and you average about 1... you should get a new plan.

Note: Map unchanged

[Chris Chandler]

Siggi opts to move through the press of cats, letting out a zinger as he does so:

"What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit!"

[Overrun through B-5 into B-6, and as the joke goes, sue me]

[LuneMoonshadow]

Round Five!

Initiative:
Cats 18
Siggi 4

Siggi moves to B6, provoking 4 AOOs. Cats attack: 20, 8, 6, 20. Two hits. Cats deal 1 and 1 damage.

Siggi attacks with a "zinger". Zinger fails. =P

Cats attack, provoking AOOs. Siggi attacks: 4, 8, 4, 17. One hit. Siggi deals 2 damage. Cat dies.

Cats attack: 20, 8, 10, 14. One hit. Cat deals 1 damage.

Siggi HP: 3/9

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[Chris Chandler]

Ouch! Hey, nice claws there widdle swuggums!

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

[Overrun the kitties, eventually moving to F-6]

[LuneMoonshadow]

In a desperate move Siggi leaps forward, striding past the angry felines who meow with unholy vengeance. Their claws shine in the arena light and a fresh spray of blood paints the ground as the Dwarf takes yet another blow. With failing strength he tries to thwart the oncoming onslaught and manages to down two cats with quick blows but they soon bypass his defenses.

Blood showers the cats as they throw themselves at the dwarf, the scent of blood only enraging them. They claw and climb over one another to get to the staggering Siggi. In one final, dramatic breath he expels his last witty comment though it is lost between all the mewling.

With the dwarf now on the ground the cats leap onto the body and begin their feast...

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OOC: Siggi moves, taking 1 damage from an AOO. He then kills 2 cats who attack but sustains 2 more damage on the subsequent attack. Because he has no way to heal or kill all of the remaining cats in a single blow, Siggi is forced out of the competition.