BigRedRod Missing

[itches]

I've been informed that I should tell people that BigRedRod won't be expected to grace us with his presence until midway through next week (roughly the 27th). Rather then trying to hunt down all of the games he plays in, the games he runs and other interested people, I thought I'd try to abuse the forum software and turn this into a proper news post.

If we stick together and stay strong, we can get through this trying time.

I was also told that I'm in charge until he comes back. Honest. Would I lie to you?

[akiko]

Can we get a picture of him and get it placed on a milk carton? I think it would be approproate. Hell even if it is only the angel puppet pic. ;)

[itches]

http://star.walagata.com/w/itches/brrmissing.JPG

[akiko]

That's great. Its even on the little half pint school milk carton. Perfect.

[Benicus]

Yes!

I am going to put that in my sig.

[akiko]

I thought about that but figured that would be just a little obnoxious. It is kinda big after all.



That's what all the girls say

[LeeCHeSSS]

That's what all the girls say
When they see your teddy bear?

[nightinverse]

Haven't you seen it? Plush and violet!

[Benicus]

God, that was some good tv that there was.

:), lets poke akiko until he breaks! *poke*

[generaljimX]

Don't break akiko! He's a player in one of my games, and runs a character alongside mine in at least one other game. Bad Benicus!;)

[Benicus]

Well, who am I going to break then?

You! *pokes Generaljimx*

[generaljimX]

I'm unbreakable, though. Made of X-Men Adamantine.:fun:

[Benicus]

Dang, should've expected that.

*steals wand of Smite Benicus* can't smite me now can ya! I'm an equal level cleric!

On another note, where'd you get that pic Itches?

[generaljimX]

Haven't you realized yet? Its not a wand, but a supernatural ability I've aquired over time. Being same level clerics just means its not as effective. Still hurts, though, and that's what counts.

[treehouse]

Geeks.

[generaljimX]

Your just as big a geek as us, tree. Admit it.

You understand what we've said.

*starts a oneofus chant*

[Benicus]

*continues oneofus chant*

And this is coming from the librarian....riiiiight ^^.
EDIT: And the guy with 2400+ posts ^^.

Sassed!

[treehouse]

Hey, I never said I wasn't a geek. Just that you two are.

[generaljimX]

Well, we already knew that. Hell, you already knew that. And don't make fun of your own kind.

[Benicus]

Yeah! Us geek brothers gotta stick together yo!

Any update on BRR? Have we found him in Canada?

[generaljimX]

Yeah, is BRR back? I thought I saw a recent post of his, but it could have been old.

And I'm sorry we hi-jacked the thread. But now its back on track, and most everything is fine.

[itches]

He's offline still.

[Benicus]

Any update to the BRR situation?

[itches]

No. If all goes to plan he should be back in a day or two, if he isn't then I'll send out my flying monkeys to find out what's up.

[Benicus]

Excellent, excellent. I need to get a forum before my F2F guyes bail out here.

[akiko]

Those flying monkeys must have some amazing stamina itches. From Australia back to the motherland. Wow.

[itches]

Well if you're going to invest the time in creating a swarm of flying monkeys, there's no reason to settle for anything sub-par.

[LeeCHeSSS]

Don't believe anything itches says, he just hired a bum to knock on Timmy's door a few times...

Granted, it probably was the wrong door - seeing as Timmy is moving.

EDIT: Please pronounce "Timmy" in the Southpark way: loud and enthusiastically in a silly retarded way.

[Benicus]

So is Timmy! BRR?

If so, is he any closer to coming back?

[akiko]

Yes it is, Benicus. And if not, we're sending out the hounds soon.

[Benicus]

Doombot, you akiko and Zachol lead Alpha squad.

Linklegacy, you Anori, and Generaljim lead Beta Squad.

I will lead Uber squad.

Move out ORP team!

[Linklegacy77]

Benicus, why are you attempting to order around your High Lord Vicar?

You go with beta squad, I'll take alpha squad with zachol (always keep it lowercase so the ruler of mars doesn't kill you) and akiko. In fact, I'm amazed you'd order your own deity around. Shame on you!

My lord may have uber squad.

[Benicus]

I didn't order you, I politely asked you.

See:
Will you please take these squads?

See! I am a polite asker of things. And my diety is cool like that, besides Alpha squad gets to kick in BRR's door and shoot up the place. Uber squad only watches and Beta is the sniper/explosives team.

[treehouse]

So...is there any new word on the Return of Tim? I need him in Inceptum.

[akiko]

Its a good thing I won't be adding any homosexual jokes to this thread after the last remark made here by my DM. And I won't remark about how Inceptum is nothing but a metaphor.


It's a gooood thing...

[treehouse]

....? akiko, color me bewildered. What are you talking about?

[akiko]

So...is there any new word on the Return of Tim? I need him...

Hey, I said I wasn't going to add it! And of course, as always, I'm just joking around and any offended need only say so.

[treehouse]

Bah, the Rules of Forced Innuendo don't cover misquotes.

[Benicus]

Lol, WHERE IS BRR? Kids, break out the bloodhounds!

[itches]

I havn't heard anything back, but it's not totally unexpected that he's had some problems getting the internet organised at his new place.

[Benicus]

Grr, let's beat the internet makers with an Iron Fist of Doom so they'll go faster.

[Gnarsh]

Somebody find Al Gore.

[Benicus]

Al Gore? AL GORE!??!

al gore?

We need BRR, this place is going to be like my room. Disorganized and chaotic.

And on another note, can't other mods make forums? I mean I've been waiting like 2 weeks...

[BigRedRod]

Ugh, my chair actually fell apart while I was attempting to post my grand "I'm back" announcement.

Sorry I left everybody hanging, I had trouble on a level I've never before encountered with getting online for more than a couple of minutes over the last few weeks. It was an exciting adventure of my new house needing to wait for line activation as per usual, my uni pretending I don't exist and the two computer rooms I still had access to had been shockingly removed and not replaced.

Bah hunbug!

Also, this keyboard is terrible and my chair is not at all comfy (even after attempts to reattach the back). I'll be doing my best to get back up to date everywhere right now.

[treehouse]

Welcome back. Lorek's at -9 hit points, you'd better hurry up and get over there!

[Benicus]

Yes!
Finally, was starting to get worried. Itches' monkies tend to maul...

[Tamarind]

Welcome back BRR :)

Truly your situation is grim - overcoming access problems only to fall foul of malevolent furniture...what is the world coming to?
;)