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TheDruid20
13th of July, 2002, 04:40
Creating A Munchkin
"Munchkin" is a template that can be added to any
creature (referred to hereafter as the "base creature").
The creature's type becomes "Munchkin." It uses all the
base creature's statistics and special abilities except as
noted here.
Hit Dice: Increase to d12
Speed: Increased to 100ft.
AC: Natural Armor Improves by 10
Attacks: as base creature.
Damage: as base creature.
Special Attacks: as base creature.
Special Qualities: a Munchkin retains all special
qualities of the base creature, and gains the following
additional qualities.
Lucky I guessed its vulnerability! (Su): Once per
combat, the munchkin may open the Monster Manual to
the page of one of the monsters they are combatting
and learn all there is to know about it. This is due to the
munchkin's quasi-psionic nature.
NATURAL 20!!! (shields dice, looks around nervously) (Su):
Once per day, as a free action, the munchkin can
replace a single dice roll with a "natural" 20.This comes
about due to the munchkins affinity with fate, fate's relationship
with the cosmos, and lying.
Nuh-ah, because I've got like a plus fifty to AC!
(Ex): Once per day the munchkin may deflect any
Rincoming attack, by warrant of his ultimate coolness,
and immediately make a counter attack, at his or her
highest base attack bonus, as a free action.
Uhh, he's how big??? BYE NOW! (Su): A munchkin
may teleport, as per the dimension door spell, once per
round as a free action. As cast by a
20th level sorcerer.
NO WAY! I'm a wizard, w-i-z-a-r-d
for baators sake! (Su): On any spell
of his or her choosing. The munchkin
may totally ignore the recipient’s spell
resistance. The recipient also gets -
10 to their save against the spell, if
any. This, most likely, comes about
from being the progeny of several different
gods.
Course they stack!, I've read the
rules haven't I? (Su): The Munchkin
can make any bonuses stack with
any other bonuses regardless of how
un-related they may appear, for 1
minute per level per day.
Saves: The Munchkin’s saves are
all increased by 10 points.
Abilities: Increase from the base
creature to 18, unless the base creature's
ability is already higher. This
only happens in game.
Skills: The munchkin's skill ranks
all increase by 10, whilst in game,
and now gains skills at the rate of 8 +
int modifier points per level.
Feats: All feat prerequisites are
waived. Munchkins gain one feat for every two levels.
Climate/Terrain: As base creature.
Organization: As base creature.
Challenge Rating: As base creature + a quadzillion
Treasure: Whatever the munchkin wants.
Alignment: The opposite of whatever would cause a
negative effect on the munchkin. The munchkin may
have multiple alignments at any one time.
Advancement: As quick as the munchkin wants.
ECL: Regardless of their amazing powers, Munchkins do not have an ECL.

Beidamon
13th of July, 2002, 04:49
Only problem is im not a munchkin, im a power gamer, mixed with a roleplayer, making me the alloy of both dread and awe, the power player, fear me for I am insanely strong and have the power to back up my charecters roleplaying!

BigRedRod
13th of July, 2002, 06:13
tut
looks like the end got cut off :P
we will never know the ECL :(

TheDruid20
13th of July, 2002, 06:38
fixed it....

itches
13th of July, 2002, 07:50
Well that just ruined a good mystery.

BigRedRod
13th of July, 2002, 08:12
whoo
we also now have member numbers :)
but 16 signed up before me, I thought it would have been less :(

itches
13th of July, 2002, 08:19
wow, i'm Member number 10!!!!

i thought it was more ;)

Beidamon
13th of July, 2002, 09:48
And im number nine, that means im arbitrarily better then you :)

Dont blame me, blame the numbers ;)

BigRedRod
13th of July, 2002, 18:33
well looks like i'll have to kill you both and then delete your accounts, hopefully that will bumb my number up, or it would at least stop you posting and rubbing it in :)

itches
13th of July, 2002, 18:44
mwahahahha
<pokes the lowley Number 17>

:dead:

LeeCHeSSS
13th of July, 2002, 19:19
Drops by, flexes his number, then leaves

*silence*

itches
13th of July, 2002, 19:29
Yeah you single digits think your sooo good. but one day, us Double digits will rise up and REVOLT!!!!

Then i shall Rule Like a King!!!!!!


hmm there is no King Smilely
:evil:

LeeCHeSSS
13th of July, 2002, 19:32
Be sure to warn me when that day comes, then I'll delete you before hand :)

Or I could just change the format to #01

Hrm

The_Friendly_Fiend
13th of July, 2002, 22:11
Itches, is that "Itches to Fluff?" Trying ever so hard to pass BigRedRod and his amazing post per day? Neat little feature that resides under your register number. A high posts per day could be the result of games and fluff, or a ton of different games or fast moving games. Then again, it could be something completely different. :cat:

BigRedRod
13th of July, 2002, 23:52
there isnt really fluff on these forums
there is no point :)
it's fairly easy to get a static title so the incentive just isnt there :) you don't need to rack up posts for no reason
You need to do something special :)

I think Billy has a higher posts per day than me (but he runs about 6 times as many games :) )
I do over 4 posts per day (in the average) this is prolly becuase of my attempts to keep this forum fairly alive and the fact that I post in my games (at least in the OOC thread if i cant post IC/IDM) alot to let the others know i'm still around

Anyhow
There is hardly any fluff on these forums which is good
Anyhgow this isnt the 3ebb, let's not use Fluff, let's use the word crap or useless posts. This isnt useless its just a dig at beid :)

itches
14th of July, 2002, 01:47
Yeah, and i will have you know that i'm not trying to get a higher post per day. I'm trying to get a higher post total. Soon i shal have more posts then anyone else. Only 600 to go 'till i reach a thousand mwhahahaha :evil:

and my posts are never shit . . .well okay, not anymore. If i was just going for a high post total, i would post things like one line responces.

and even i will not sink that low.

Cadrius
16th of July, 2002, 23:08
It's rather interesting to read this thread and watch it change over time.

The_Friendly_Fiend
17th of July, 2002, 08:43
That said, Itches is 272 posts behind you Cadrius. :)

itches
17th of July, 2002, 10:27
Cadrius? No Cadrius is a long way off.

My next challange is wwillis1. this should be interesting as this is the first active poster I have attempted to beat. Still dont worry Caddy, your not too far away on the list ;)

SponkleofInfini
17th of July, 2002, 13:57
<Boast>I have more posts per day then anyone mwahahaha </Boast> ahh you people with measly 2,3 or 4's, look in awe at mine.

The_Friendly_Fiend
17th of July, 2002, 15:26
And BigRedRod said there wasn't any fluffing here. Either Sponkle is fluffing, or he's in nearly every game on this board.

SponkleofInfini
17th of July, 2002, 16:46
I'm in about 8-10 games give or take, and am Dming Battle Royal

BigRedRod
17th of July, 2002, 18:28
And like I said we aren't calling it fluff here :)

Plus Sponkle seems to be in every game on the board :)

The_Friendly_Fiend
17th of July, 2002, 18:31
Ah, but you aren't against posting a message with only one line, or two. I'd call that borderline fluff. I mean just look at this thread. There isn't really any point to it anymore. All you're doing is pushing up your post total and post per day average. Maybe it needs to be locked? :cool:

BigRedRod
17th of July, 2002, 18:34
There is a point
Usage of the word Fluff

Just because it is used incorrectly over at the 3ebb doesn't mean we need to spread that disease

SponkleofInfini
17th of July, 2002, 18:46
I have the feeling the Friendly Fiend dosen't like me very much, he seems to be on my back about a lot of things lately.

TheDruid20
17th of July, 2002, 18:53
Hey this thread is MORE then fluff, its making fun of Beidamon which is a noble and just cause for amy thread!! :fun:

itches
17th of July, 2002, 20:14
Well as we are Semi on topic herre, i have a question. What exactly is fluff? At what point does a post become fluff? Where is Wally ( Waldo for you people in the US) and What is that Rash?

BigRedRod
17th of July, 2002, 21:00
Fluff is background info
and detail

example : In the WH40K codexes fluff i all the stuff that relates to the origin of the army and the rest. The codexes tend to contain quite a bit of fluff, some dislike it while others want more

It tends to be the stuff that is there for flavour rather than game mechanics

On the 3ebb, and only on the 3ebb, it is a useless post that is posted for it's own sake or to build a post count. Other forums refer to this as posting Off-topic, posting crap, etc

LeeCHeSSS
18th of July, 2002, 04:01
Originally posted by The_Friendly_Fiend
I mean just look at this thread. There isn't really any point to it anymore. All you're doing is pushing up your post total and post per day average. Maybe it needs to be locked? :cool: Lock it? You're saying you want me to actively moderate and thus be responsible for everything you guys post? (Cos that's how the american laws work, once I actively moderate, I'm responsible for stuff on this site...)

Nah, I'd rather just threaten any potential misbehaving bastards. So, to all of you who know I'm talking to you: Behave or be deleted...