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Beidamon
23rd of June, 2002, 17:59
Hey, I started this thread so that, you guessed it, we can all post our craziest charecters ever. You can either post a charecter based off how you played him that made him seem crazy, or by how you set him up which just made him a insane charecter. Either way is fine. For me its a little of A and a lot of B.

The cool charecter im posting to start things off is my newest one, Kamodan.

Kamodan is not your ordinary human, mainly because he isn't a human.

Kamodan is a Lizardfolk

Kamodan is not your ordinary lizardfolk, mainly because I applied the Half-dragon template and hes now considered a dragon, not a lizard.

Now if your already beginning to shudder, wait theres more!

Kamodan is not your ordinary lizardfolk half dragon, mainly because hes not a standard dragon type, hes a half fang dragon (See Monsters of Fearun). As such he is slightly different, he has level drain immunity, takes temp. ability damage instead of perminent, and instead of getting a breath weapons he gains +2 str, a extra 1d6 damage in grappling due to spikes, and his natural weapons increase one size in damage.

Think the fun is over? Wait theres even more fun left!

Now, looking at the STR bonus you see he gets +12 to str overall. Instantly youll probably jump to the conclusion that he is a fighter, or at least a melee class. But wait, he isnt, he is in fact a pure caster, and not just any pure caster, a Egotist Psion, who uses str as his main casting ability.

Now, if this isn't a crazy charecter I dont know what Is, a Half Fang Dragon Half Lizardman Egotist Psion is just insane (I might even throw in a level or two as fighter latter on).

Currently he is only a level 7 charecter, 2 lizardman, 3 from halfdragon, and only 2 psion, but already he is quite the powerful guy. He has insane bonus power points so can cast a huge amount of level 1 spells. He has the talon power so that he can deal extra damage, which he has enough free uses of to get by, and can cast lesser body adjustment 9 times a day, so can heal up to 9d8 hp each day. Of couse, combine that with the fact that this Psion has a a AC of 26 without the use of any items and you can see why he doesn't need to use them that often (His actual ac is 27 with a ring of deflection, and will soon start to be 29 with lesser natural armor and combat precognition).

Whats really insane is even though im planning on taking all 20 levels of Psion my charecter is still going to be a fighter type. He is going to use his Psionics to augment his natural fighting weapons and armor, and in so doing he is going to be quite crazy.

With bite of Tiger his bite damage will go up from 1d6 to 2d8, and with Claw of the Vampire, his Claw damage that was doing 1d8+10 Damage will be able to do heal him that much to, and since he gets 2 claw attacks he'll stay very health.

He can augment his claws further by casting the spell Diodemensional hands to give him a threat range of 17 to 20, and by using the spell painful touch to deal a extra 1d6 per attack

His armor is high as it is, but it is going to increase greatly to, using the level 4 spell natural armor, the level 5 spell Ectoplasmic armor, and the level 6 spell Shield of Prudence he will have a AC of 42 without items, and with a simple animal affinity, that can be raised a couple points along with his damage.

Whats more, all these powers will only take up a few spaces, and while he will be a fighting machine to match any melee class he will still have the powers a spellcaster has which makes them so useful, along with the ability to completely heal himself.

If this guy isn't insane I don't know what is, (Now I just have to get my +1 bracers of striking before I get more DR guys thrown at him, and a cloak of resistance wouldn't hurt either hehe ;))

Now for those of you who think I just made him to go on a power trip, your wrong. I actually played him because he is a very fun charecter to play (It was actually the DM who suggested I take a template, much to his current horrer ;)). I had a vision of a hunter type lizard who could scale walls and such, and thats the charecter I wanted to play (One handy ring of spiderclimbing latter). Being able to crawl along the roof is really fun (especially since were in the underdark with no shortages of ceilings lol). Theres also the scent feat, which allows me to annoy the other player to no end by constantly sniffing around lol. The only problem is that my charecter may just be a little to insane, and shreding appart enemies (Except that darn umber hulk, how was I supposed to know we should of run?) has caused my DM to start to search for monsters that are strong against my guys weaknesses (Last attempt was a stone golem, now its a gravel golem)

Thats my "Insane Charecter", If people want me to post his current stats I will. So come on people, share your craziest charecter, either because of the zany things they did, or the insane power they possesed

PS. You dont have to go into as much detail as me if you don't want, I just made my post this long because im a unredeamable bragger lol

PSS. Just wait till I get my DM to let me make him a Modified Psionic Lich ;)

EDIT: Correction, it was a stone elemental, and it is a gravel elemental

LeeCHeSSS
24th of June, 2002, 03:13
Despite Kamodan's obvious powergamer influences, I can make my character who's wobbling along shine by having a +50 jump modifier...

Wish I never suggested Psion to you though :( :(

Oh, and it's Egoist, not Egotist...

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 08:29
Yes, but due to my guys vast power he has much more ego then the average egoist, so has his own name, egotist, yes, thats it hehe :)

itches
24th of June, 2002, 10:09
not my character,but none the less for an insane character you cant go past MooMoo Monkey Spawn the mad #5.

If you doubt my words go look in the gauntlets.

SponkleofInfini
24th of June, 2002, 10:22
Lol touche.

Anyway I play a monk/shintao Monk in a campaign who has an intelligence of 5. He is a happy go lucky guy who likes to play, sliding on his belly, dancing alot in battle and shouting his own name before striking a foe, aswell as this he is a quite over weight and has white skin.

itches
24th of June, 2002, 10:24
BUU!!!!!!

SponkleofInfini
24th of June, 2002, 10:29
Yes inspired by the cuddly demon from dragon ball Z we have all come to know and love

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 10:52
Are you by any chance Sephiroth from 3EBB? The thought came into my head as soon as I saw your picture, since it looks alot like the charecter from FF7 hehe

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 10:54
Also, I haven't seen that much off buu yet, only a couple episodes before they started reruns, but no matter how cuddly he looks whenever he opens his beedy little eyes he looks downright EVIL..... then again who said evil things cant be cute, sure that little fluffy white bunny looks cute, but then you go to pet it and it bites your finger off...

SponkleofInfini
24th of June, 2002, 10:56
No i'm Knightofwhatisround on 3EBB, haven't been to that board for a very long time.

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 10:58
Can't you just picture a battle between Buu and Mr. T?

Buu Attacks - "Buu!"

Mr. T Attacks "Fuu!"

"Buu!"

"Fuu!"

"Buu!"

"Fuu!"

And so on till only one remains

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 10:59
And for those of you who don't know, im in preperation in case lee closes down my game and i go back to titles ;)

SponkleofInfini
24th of June, 2002, 11:02
Yeah the fight would buu and fuu for awhile until buu turn mr t into a piece of chocolate and eats him

Beidamon
24th of June, 2002, 11:10
Or untill Mr. T takes off his gold chains and starts beating buu with em :)

Then somehow Mr. T goess SSJ and absorbs Android Mr. U and Android Mr. V To Become Perfect SSJT, at which point he clobers Buu

Palanthias
7th of February, 2009, 19:07
*prepares another 5Kgp Diamond*
*says magic words*
+++++watches with sick self satisfaction as the post rises from the dead+++++++

EDIT: In my satisfaction at the Level 2533 Raise Dead spell I forgot to add the character
I had a Character Named

"lefty"

He was a standard kind of halfling thief. But he would pick fights with everyone. and I mean everyone and just let the cards fall where they may. He would get the fights to rage into the streets and involve other people, the watch, pure mayhem.

Bad Luck Charm
9th of February, 2009, 04:47
Last year I had a level 26 Pixie Alienist (Conjurer). She's the most fun character I've played in a few years. Stupidly overpowered though. At her level when the shit hit the fan she could Time Stop, then get off 3-5 Summon Monster 9 spells in a single combat round. Since none of them would appear until the next combat round things would get really stupid because you would get this:

Round 1: Tiny Pixie appears at the far end of the battlefield.
Round 2: Tiny Pixie disappears, 30+ 20HD aliens spawning on the battlefield.

edit: I should also point out she had Leadership/Epic Leadership and had a cult of alien worshippers and several high level minions from the various planes at her service, including a Beholder.

SponkleofInfini
10th of February, 2009, 00:15
*Continues to stroll down memory lane*

LeadPal
10th of February, 2009, 11:55
Hey! Listen! I once played Aoreya Iahauxi, a pixie warlock. Easily my most annoying character ever. Even the name is annoying!

This character replaced Maeus Foebinder, my giant cleric, who died in a firey airship explosion... which he caused, by cannonballing the ship with his own armoured body. It wasn't my most well-thought out plan, but it did end the encounter very quickly.