Andorax
13th of October, 2005, 10:56
Well, that's it. We're sunk. The Necromancer's League is after us, the Guild Arcane is threatening to pull their sponsorship if we don't get underway soon. And this letter, if I'm reading it right, is from a colony of Aboleths that demand priority seating in large tanks of seawater...and if we don't provide it they will sue us, or else take over our pathetic human kingdom.
Let me see that...no, you've got it all wrong. If we don't come through, they'll sue us AND take over our pathetic human kingdom.
Do you know how much seawater tanks COST?!?
We'll just put them in the elemental sections...none of the visitors from the Elemental Plane of Water object to a little salt in their water.
Still, the costs for this tourney are through the roof. We've got to raise some ready funds ahead of time.
I've got it. We'll hold an exhibition match. After the complaints we've received about the psions from the last tourney, you've been hankering to put your "tweaks" to the test anyways. We keep the advertising low-key, bottom out the costs, sell a bunch of cheap seats, and we'll have the spending money we'll need.
Sounds risky, but we can try it. I know a few people we can call to get competitors. Good sports, all of them, they'll be willing to put up with some modified rules to accommodate our needs. Now about that venue...
Easy enough. The Elder Druids have already petitioned for hosting one of the venues, and as I'm sure one of their own will be taking part in your little trial matches, why not let them play host? Nothing much to damage that a few Plant Growth spells can't fix, ample room and seating.
It's perfect! Except for...
...for what? What now??
We've also got this issue of Alternate Prime Material Planes to deal with. There's a whole 'nother reality that will want to observe this match as well, and if we don't keep both happy, we're going to lose out on sales.
Simulcasters
What?
Simulcasters. Illusionist/Diviners. They observe the results and reproduce them, as illusions, in the alternate location. I know a couple who will work cheap, and the audience won't know the difference.
Ok then. The match will be simulcast in the Alternate Prime, we'll sell twice as many seats, and we'll be in business for the main tourney itself!
Conjurer's Chess: The Exhibition Matches
Due to a desire to test out some of the new rules, work out the mechanics, and just plain get everyone back in the swing of things before the start of Conjurer's Chess III, I have imparted upon the kindness and generosity of four previous competitors to play out a series of five matches, intended to test the relative power and capability of Psions and NecroSummoners versus a "standard" Conjurer and Druid, and against each other.
This is a closed set. Five matches run simultaneously, with very strict rules and guidelines. You are welcome to watch and observe, cheer on your favorite, but there won't be any opportunity to join in...yet. Watch the matches, think over some strategies, and be ready for Conjurer's Chess III, coming soon on the heels of crowning a winner in the Gladiatorial
Tournament.
At this time, it looks like Conjurer's Chess III will take place at online-roleplay.com, however, I promised the four volunteers that the Exhibition Match would take place on 3EBB. As such, and so the ORP.COM people can get a look at what lies ahead, I will be reposting all of the action in all five matches in the forum there. No, I won't be doing this for the actual tourney later on...that's way more work than I'm ready to deal with. As it is, it's going to be a bearcat.
Let me see that...no, you've got it all wrong. If we don't come through, they'll sue us AND take over our pathetic human kingdom.
Do you know how much seawater tanks COST?!?
We'll just put them in the elemental sections...none of the visitors from the Elemental Plane of Water object to a little salt in their water.
Still, the costs for this tourney are through the roof. We've got to raise some ready funds ahead of time.
I've got it. We'll hold an exhibition match. After the complaints we've received about the psions from the last tourney, you've been hankering to put your "tweaks" to the test anyways. We keep the advertising low-key, bottom out the costs, sell a bunch of cheap seats, and we'll have the spending money we'll need.
Sounds risky, but we can try it. I know a few people we can call to get competitors. Good sports, all of them, they'll be willing to put up with some modified rules to accommodate our needs. Now about that venue...
Easy enough. The Elder Druids have already petitioned for hosting one of the venues, and as I'm sure one of their own will be taking part in your little trial matches, why not let them play host? Nothing much to damage that a few Plant Growth spells can't fix, ample room and seating.
It's perfect! Except for...
...for what? What now??
We've also got this issue of Alternate Prime Material Planes to deal with. There's a whole 'nother reality that will want to observe this match as well, and if we don't keep both happy, we're going to lose out on sales.
Simulcasters
What?
Simulcasters. Illusionist/Diviners. They observe the results and reproduce them, as illusions, in the alternate location. I know a couple who will work cheap, and the audience won't know the difference.
Ok then. The match will be simulcast in the Alternate Prime, we'll sell twice as many seats, and we'll be in business for the main tourney itself!
Conjurer's Chess: The Exhibition Matches
Due to a desire to test out some of the new rules, work out the mechanics, and just plain get everyone back in the swing of things before the start of Conjurer's Chess III, I have imparted upon the kindness and generosity of four previous competitors to play out a series of five matches, intended to test the relative power and capability of Psions and NecroSummoners versus a "standard" Conjurer and Druid, and against each other.
This is a closed set. Five matches run simultaneously, with very strict rules and guidelines. You are welcome to watch and observe, cheer on your favorite, but there won't be any opportunity to join in...yet. Watch the matches, think over some strategies, and be ready for Conjurer's Chess III, coming soon on the heels of crowning a winner in the Gladiatorial
Tournament.
At this time, it looks like Conjurer's Chess III will take place at online-roleplay.com, however, I promised the four volunteers that the Exhibition Match would take place on 3EBB. As such, and so the ORP.COM people can get a look at what lies ahead, I will be reposting all of the action in all five matches in the forum there. No, I won't be doing this for the actual tourney later on...that's way more work than I'm ready to deal with. As it is, it's going to be a bearcat.